Here's the first way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
A failing economy.

Here's the second way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the third way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Three corporate scandals, Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the fourth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Four hijacked airplanes, three corporate scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the fifth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the sixth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.

Here's the seventh way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:
Seven dead crew members, Six priests a-lying, Five made him king...
Four hijacked planes, three scandals,
Twin Towers down, and a failing economy.
 

Here's the eighth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:  Eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members,  Six priests a-lying, Five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down,  And a failing economy. Here's the ninth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:  Nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members,  Six priests a-lying, Five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down,  And a failing economy. Here's the tenth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:  Ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless,  Seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying, five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down,  And a failing economy. Here's the eleventh way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:  Eleven days of sniping, ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging,  Eight percent jobless, seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying,  Five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down,  And a failing economy. Here's the twelfth way he screwed us, through Dubya's policies:  Twelve months warmong'ring, eleven days of sniping,  Ten forced Commandments, nine Judges fudging, eight percent jobless,  Seven dead crew members, six priests a-lying, Five made him king... Four hijacked planes, three scandals, Twin Towers down... And a failing economy.

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