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Little Help From Dad's Friends
What do you do when you make a miscue?
Do you ever know what message you sent?
(Sung by Dubya:)
I call Karen and Karl to talk to all of you,
And explain exactly what I just meant.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends,
I get by with a whole lot of spin.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends.
What do you do when they all go away?
When they pack their briefcases and split?
(Sung by Dubya:)
I'm always like new at the end of the day,
'Cause all day I haven't done sh*t.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends,
I get by with a whole lot of spin.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends.
Do you need anybody?
"You bet your sweet ass that I do."
Can it be anybody?
"No, only daddy's old cold war crew."
Since you're as dumb as a sack of doorknobs,
How did you wind up in such a high place?
(Sung by Dubya:)
A whole bunch of crooks and some ignorant slobs,
And a SCOTUS that stole me the race.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends,
I get by with a whole lot of spin.
I get by with a little help from Dad's friends!
A little help from Dad's friends,
A little help from Dad's friends,
A little help from Dad's friends...
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