(instrumental intro)
Escape the fray!
Now I just want to get away
To my ranch, where I can play.
Press, stay away!
I need some time...
My 9/11 woes are rough.
Scandals and that kind of stuff.
I need to slough...
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All by myself...at standing still,
I have a skill... there, I'm done.
At lying down, I'm number one.
'Cause sleeping in is such fun..
At getting my rest,
I know that I am truly blessed.
Watching TV's no contest.
Hey, I'm the best.
(instrumental break)
All by myself, down at the ranch.
Booze on the shelf, I'll need more.
All by myself, down at the ranch,
Sleep for my health, I need more!
(instrumental break)
I need some time...
My 9/11 woes are rough.
Scandals and that kind of stuff.
I need to slough...
All by myself, down at the ranch.
Booze on the shelf, I'll need more.
All by myself, down at the ranch,
Sleep for my health, I need more!
(repeat last verse and fade)
Copyright © 2002 by Alvin
Dover
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