The Ballad of the Florida Voter

The Ballad of the Florida Voter
(Sung to the tune of "Yesterday" by The Beatles)
By Aaron Jacobson & Bill Tong

(instrumental intro)

Election Day, I supported Al Gore all the way,
But Buchanan got my vote that day,
I never liked him anyway.

Suddenly, there are all these ways to vote for Gore.
Hanging, pregnant, dimpled chads, and more.
I don't know who I voted for.

If I voted right, I don't know; I couldn't say.
Two names for one hole, but I punched it anyway.

Have to say: voter fraud's an easy game to play.
Harris hired folks to purge away
Alleged "felons" in their way.

If I voted right, I don't know; I couldn't say.
Two names for one hole, but I punched it anyway.

Have to say: voter fraud's an easy game to play.
Harris hired folks to purge away
Alleged "felons" in their way.
Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mm-mmmm.