I
May Be Right (Bush May Be Crazy)
Friday, he choked on a pretzel.
Saturday, he wanted to wrestle
Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein.
He was only having fits, with a head that's full of grits,
And on Sunday, needed "Meet the Press" explained.
He's been living in the Twilight Zone
Since the days he drank Jim Beam alone,
And then drove his Cadillac, so drunk in Maine.
And he lost the 2000 race.
But the Court gave Gore the chase,
And they gave us a "pResident" who's just insane!
I may be right.
Bush may be crazy.
But he just may be a right-wing nut you're looking for!
Turn out the light.
He's kind of hazy.
I may be wrong, for all I know -- but I may be right!
(instrumental break)
Remember his head's full of air.
He loves the old electric chair.
He gives us dirty air, and we can't smile.
And we're lonely for a Prez, 'cause even Kelso* or Fez**
Could do a better job there for a while!
Now think of all the years that Clinton
Kept the economy strong and winnin'.
He might be as sleazy as you say.
But he's the better man, it's true!
And hey, George W:
You're not better than Bill in any way!
I may be right.
Bush may be crazy.
But it just may be a drunken bum you're looking for!
Democrats must fight.
Must not be lazy.
'Cause he's all wrong, and this we know, he's too far-right!
(instrumental break)
I may be right.
Bush may be crazy.
But it just may be a Fourth Reich that you're looking
for!
Turn out the light, he's kind of hazy.
You think I'm wrong, you think you know, but I may be
right!
(Sung over fadeout:)
I may be right, but Bush may be crazy...
I may be right, but Bush may be crazy...
I may be right, but Bush may be crazy...
I may be right, but Bush may be crazy...
**Fez, as a foreign national, could not serve as President, though, like Henry Kissinger or Zbigniew Brzezinski, he could serve as National Security Adviser.
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