Long
Tall Glasses (I Can't Lead)
Yeah, there was cash
And there were lobbies
There was Wall Street dough
And campaign funds
Falling faster than snow
And someone told me
Though we are trying to push
Said before you can run
You gotta lead like daddy Bush
You know I can’t lead
You know I can’t lead
You know I can’t lead
I can’t lead
I am a son of the rich
Just get by on my name
I don’t seek enlightenment
Just money and fame
But if it’s all the same to you
Then, yes, I will try my hand
If your party was hungry and mean
Then I’m sure you will understand
Now, wait a minute!
Of course, I can lead
Of course, I can lead
I’m sure I can lead
I’m sure I can lean
I can lead
I really rake in dough!
Ah, it feels good!
Look at me leading!
I hired me some consultants
And some of daddies friends
Some lobbyist from Washington
And they all told me
You should be seen moving right
After the primary
We’ll make it seem that you're mainstream
The folks will then want you some more
I can lead, oh yes
I can lead
Look at me lead, donate some more
Money, I feel good, I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
I can lead
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