Make Saddam surrender!  Soon, it's bombs away.
Feel the heat of our whirlwind; our cruise missiles will slay.
We'll advance and foment... an anti-Saddam coup.
I'll look tough for an armchair warrior.
Oil, this leads me to.

So, can we steal their oil?  Damned right!
I'm the Oil Czar.
It's enough for this blood-eyed warrior.
War got me this far.

So, can we steal their oil?  Damned right!
We'll invade - conquest!
Saddam snuffed for making atomic bombs,
Or leave at our behest.

(instrumental break)

There's a bomb for everyone in Iraq to burn.
Our existing embargo are screws to turn.
It's no crime - my reasons for foreign oil wars.
Oil's the heart of this Czar/Boss/Emperor,
Meaning it's not yours.

So, can we steal their oil?  Damned right!
I'm the Oil Czar.
It's enough for this blood-eyed warrior.
War got me this far.