His numbers are playthings,
That dance on the strings
Of powers he cannot perceive
"The Feds aren't aligned
Or the debt is maligned"
Blame is better to give than receive.

You can choose a sleazy guy with his Dad's right wing voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Al Gore.

There are those who think that Bush has dealt a losing hand,
The cards are stacked against him, will go home to Texas again

All preordained
A prisoner in chains
A victim of Gingrich's hate.
Kicked in the face,
He can't pray for a place
In heaven's unearthly estate.

You can choose a sleazy guy with his Dad's right wing voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear
I will choose Al Gore.

Dubya Bush
Lacks all awareness
Imperfect and incomplete.
Economic blends
With uncertain ends
On a fortune hunt that's far too fleet.

You can choose a sleazy guy with his Dad's right wing voice.
If you choose not to decide, you still have made a choice.
You can choose from phantom fears and kindness that can kill;
I will choose a path that's clear

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