Standing tough under stars and stripes,
We can tell... that Dubya lied.
He'll never admit it at this point in time,
But it's clear... our soldiers died.
Whodunit with a bottle of White-out, and a felt-tipped pen:
Dubya's statement 'bout Iraq's uranium shopping.
Speech-gate puzzle... blame the CIA.

What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free.
What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free...

Get your ticket to their circle of lies,
While there's time... the fix is in.
We'll be a witness to that finger-pointing,
In the sky... They've got to spin.
Feel at home, let's watch the mystery, starring the Chosen One.
Dubya say someone else told the lie.
The false evidence made such a good case for war.

What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free.
What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free...

(instrumental break)

Get your ticket to their circle of lies.
We'll be a witness to that finger-pointing, in the sky.
A text was created, it's the speechwriter's fault.
The dumb pRezident should be held accountable.
It's okay to permit a fishy statement,
As long as you can blame someone else.
George Tenet accepted responsibility, why can't W. come clean?

What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free.
What a dangerous world this will be,
When a warmonger steals oil for free...

(repeat and instrumental fade)

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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