Criminal
(Sung to the tune of "Animal" by Def Leppard)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com


(As sung by Dubya:)

(instrumental intro)

A wild ride, now I'm White House bound.
With my twins and wife, the circus comes to town.
We please the wealthy ones, on a lightning raid.
Just as the red ink runs, like a new Reagan's game.
We will burn you.

I gotta steal, in my blue blood, Whoaoh
I need your cash, don't need your laws, Whoa oh
And I flaunt, and my greed,
And I'm just,criminal.
And I smirk, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.

Dow Jones, given mouth to mouth.
Like Dick Cheney's heartbeat, just lacking power.
My tax cuts stole it's wind, my budget turned to dust.
And like the drivin' rain, yeah, like the mindless trust.
Red ink seeps

I gotta steal, in my blue blood, Whoa oh
I need your cash, don't need your laws, Whoa oh
And I flaunt, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.
And I smirk, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.

Huh!
Ah!

I gotta steal, in my blue blood, Whoa oh
I need your cash, don't need your laws, Whoa oh
And I flaunt, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.
And I smirk, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.

Cry wolf, funding too tough
Gonna haunt you like a, a, a, a, a criminal
Gonna take your laws 'n' run

And I flaunt, and my greed,
And I'm just, criminal.
Wake me, blame me.
I'll be the criminal.
Show me, stroke me.
Let me be the criminal.
I want, ooh yeah, criminal...


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