Oh, I'm their tool, Ooo-oo-oo-oo
I've just a fool, Oh what a fool
I'll break all the rules, Oh yeah
I don't want to debate Al Gore
Cheney, there's an enormous crowd of people
They ask for my response
I wish maybe they'd tear down the walls of this theatre
Let me out, let me out
Oh, I'm so blind... Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al Gore
(instrumental break)
Oh, I'm so blind... Oh, I'm blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al Gore
Cheney, I wish you'd help me escape
Help me get away
Try to reduce my exposure
Maintain my real masquerade
Cause, I'm so blind... Oh, so blind
I wasted time wasted, wasted, wasted all too much time
Tryin' my tired lines, tired lines
I don't want to debate Al
Don't want to debate Al
No, I don't want to debate Al Gore
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