Last
Night I Didn't Get No Sex At All
(instrumental intro)
Last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
I lay awake, frustrated 'til the morning light.
Brushed away by Laura for these past few nights.
Last night, I got to thinkin' maybe war, war, war...
Should stop and just forget my foolish pride.
I've seen the world protestin' - Laura's cold inside.
So last night, I didn't get no sex at all.
I know it's Saddam's fault, that he's a threat.
World knows this war of mine is my dear pet.
Peace poets ain't been kind; their readings blast my
kind.
Laura had cancelled to save face.
Oh, last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
Those poems that they wrote were just a waste of time.
Hey, don't they realize I've made up my mind?
But last night, I didn't get no sex, didn't get no sex,
No, I didn't get no sex at all.
(instrumental break)
Peace poets ain't been kind; their readings blast my kind.
Laura had cancelled to save face.
Oh, last night, I didn't get no sex at all - no! no!
Them poems that they wrote were just a waste of time.
Hey, don't they realize I've made up my mind?
But last night, I didn't get no sex, didn't get no sex,
No, I didn't get no sex at all...
(repeat last verse and fade)
Copyright © 2003 by Alvin
Dover
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