Dumb Coward

Dumb Coward
(Sung to the tune of "Tom Sawyer" by Rush)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com

A modern-day coward
Mean mean stride,
Today's Rush Limbaugh
Mean, mean pride.

Though his mind is always bent,
Just put him down as arrogant.
Screener, his only defense,
Hiding from the day's events.
The drivel

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Catch his hate, catch his myth
Catch his mysery, catch his drift.

His word is, his word is,
Hate and lies are deep,
Maybe as your eyes are wide.

Today's Rush Limbaugh,
He gets down on you,
And the space he invades
His lies, try on you.

No, his mind is always bent
Blames all on government.
Never hopeful, just discontent,
He says changes aren't permanent,
But change is.

And what you say about his company
Is what you say about society.
Wants no witness, has no wit,
Crushes spirit, watch him spit.

His word is, his word is,
Hate and lies are deep,
Maybe as his lies are wide.

Exit the coward,
Today's Rush Limbaugh,
He gets down on you,
And the energy you trade,

He gets right on to his fiction of the day.

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