Everybody's
Trying To Be A Monkey
(instrumental intro)
Me and my posse, under a tree,
Discussing things as they're said to be:
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey, now!
Man descended from our noble race?
The very idea is a dire disgrace!
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey, now!
Genetic difference doesn't sound like much,
But a few percentage points is unbridgeable gap.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey.
Everybody's trying to be a monkey, now!
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