There's Fool's Gold In California
(Sung to the tune of "All The Gold In California" by The Gatlin Brothers)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

There's fool's gold... in California.
It's in a crank living back in the Hollywood Hills,
With some long Teutonic name.
So if you want to... lead California,
It don't matter at all where you've played before;
Reality's a tougher game.

You're a movie-star hero; in politics, a zero.
You've run for office never; now you're selling your soul.
Living in the spotlight, and people know you're not right.
'Cause everything that matters, you can't hold.

There's fool's gold... in California.
It's in a crank living back in the Hollywood Hills
With some long Teutonic name.
So if you want to... lead California,
It don't matter at all what you've played before
Reality's a tougher game.



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