Freeper
Love
I've been freepin' all night, my hand's lost all feel
There's no slave in my bed to make me squeal
I need a lady with low self-esteem
Need a woman to "service me," that's my dream.
When I get lonely, masturbation's not enough
I send a message out to losers looking for love
I don't have no taste at all!
We've got a thing that's called Freeper Love
We've got to beg on the 'Net,
Freeper Love
I'm reading a post from some cranky hag
A Freeper Princess that I'm looking to bag
Her rhetoric's got me hypnotized
She's spewing out hate and rightwing lies
When I get lonely, masturbation's not enough
She sends a message out to losers looking for love
She don't need no taste at all!
We've got a thing that's called Freeper Love
We've got to beg on the 'Net,
Freeper Love
(long instrumental break)
One typing hand, I'm almost done
She sounds like Limbaugh, she weighs a ton
Last line she typed -- here I go!
And the words she types are gonna make me blow
And the screen blinks out her filthy lies
To a normal guy, she wouldn't be a prize
But to a psychopath, she's a real turn-on...
Oh one more Freeper lover gone!
When I get lonely, masturbation's not enough
She sends a message out to losers looking for love
She don't need no taste at all!
We've got a thing that's called Freeper Love
We have to beg to get laid...
We've got a thing that's called Freeper Love
We've got to beg on the 'Net,
Freeper Love
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