(pResident Bush): I know... that fun cuts time like a knife. Though some people think I am a boor. I don't care 'bout the truth. That's because I'm W. Yes, fun cuts time like a knife. Though I don't know what to do. I just hate when things go wrong. So I'm really glad you're here to stand by me. (First Lady Laura Bush): I'm with you, riding through it all. Are you really logical? Answer me.

(pResident Bush):
I cannot rationalize.
There's no way I could disguise it secretly.
I just try to run this land.
I just try to understand
Emergencies, since September.

(Laura Bush):
You know something...

(pResident Bush):
I'm not smart enough, love...

(Laura Bush):
So I'll tell you something...
They call you Shrub, because...
You're son of Pop, I'm your wife....

(pResident Bush):
Though some people think I am a boor.
I don't care 'bout the truth.
That's because I'm W.

(Laura Bush):
Is your job taking a toll?
Isn't it more than you'll ever know?
So, you can't let it show.
Don't be afraid you can't control
When you try to speak your mind.
When you say, "Play with me tonight."
Just remember...

(pResident Bush):
There's just one thing...
I'm not smart enough, love.

(Laura Bush):
So I'll tell you something...
Fun's what you love, because...

(pResident Bush):
My fun... cuts time like a knife.
My mind's like a revolving door.
Don't care 'bout the truth
That's because I'm W.

My fun... cuts time like a knife.
Though some people think I am a boor.
I don't care 'bout the truth.
That's because I'm W.

(repeat last verse and fade)

Copyright © 2002 by Alvin Dover
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