Hail
To The Thief
Sitting in the White House
Smirking, cheating, lying little louse!
Coke going up his nose
Expensive booze spilled on his fine clothes. Hail To
The Thief!
Blocking up his ears and eyes
Listening not to his detractors' cries. Hail To The Thief!
Knowing he's no president--
Wants to clone Cheney and his cabinet. Hail To The Thief!
Media whores
Are bowing down in homage.
Saying they
Picked the real president.
But honest press
They've recounted all the votes now--
They've proved to everyone
That Al Gore won.
Too dumb to lead
Has Powell on the road
Crashcart there to tell him
What he should do.
Asscrack, he does claim
That they work hard at the White House
24 hours a week, seven months a year.
Smirk can still remember
November's victories
When the votes that Daddy said he'd win came
Easy as he pleased. Hey!
And he snatched away Gore's recounts
With the help of the Supremes.
But the world is growing angrier each day.
Smirk's little girls,
Got caught drunk and driving
Did some time
And made the evening news.
Smirk got them out,
Oh, he's such a good example--
A dad who drinks and drugs
To show them how.
Took to the road:
They mooned him good in Sweden.
All Europe hates the Shrub
As much as us.
Dubaya you creep,
Get your ass out of the White House,
The people are all sick of being raped!
Yeaaaahhhhhhhh!
(instrumental break)
Things getting bad--
Approval ratings dropping
Through the floor,
Drop lower every day.
Powell tries to fix,
The damage the Shrub's doing
But all in vain, the Shrub
Must be impeached!
Sitting in the White House
Smirking cheating lying little louse!
Coke going up his nose
Expensive booze spilled on his fine clothes. Hail To
The Thief!
Blocking up his ears and eyes
Listening not to his detractors' cries. Hail To The Thief!
Knowing he's no president--
Wants to clone Cheney and his cabinet. Hail To The Thief!
Ohhhh nooo, Hail to the Thief!!
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