Hate That Scott Ritter

Hate That Scott Ritter
Tribute to essayist William Rivers Pitt and former arms inspector Scott Ritter, who co-wrote the book, "War on Iraq: What Team Bush Doesn't Want You to Know"
(Sung to the tune of "Paperback Writer" by The Beatles)

As sung by Dubya Bush :

(Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter)...

(instrumental intro)

That arms inspector wrote a brand new book,
Along with William Pitt;
I don't dare to look.
Saddam must now grovel;
Weapons must be cleared.
Where's the smoking gun?
Well, no one can see; I hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter.

Had to change my story 'bout Afghanistan.
Oil's our way of life, don't you understand?
I'm son of Daddy Bush; I mustn't fail.
Got a right wing mob who agrees with me;
They hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter...

(Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter...)

(instrumental intro)

William Pitt enrages me, hates what I do.
I can't take this longer; I am in denial.
I am losing ground.
I hate William P., and hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter.

Yes, I'd really like it with no civil rights.
I could jail millions without oversight.
Books I hate can burn, so I can make it clear.
Left wing knees I'll break.
I hate William P., and hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter.

(Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter... hate that Scott Ritter...
Hate that Scott Ritter.)

Alternate versions of this parody:
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Rush Limbaugh version by Skisics Surus: Right Wing Attacker
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