Heart Of Stone
(Sung to the tune of "Heart Of Gold" by Neil Young)
Guest song parody by Randy Kendrick

(instrumental intro)

I want to be... living so free.
But Ashcroft's body holds a heart of stone.
No Constitution... is his solution.
He tears our rights up, has a heart of stone...
And he taps our phone.
Crushes freedoms with his heart of stone...
And he taps my phone.

I've been to Baghdad,
I've been to Kandahar.
I've crossed the ocean to the combat zone.
I've fought for freedom, he doesn't care
He tears our rights up, has a heart of stone.
And he taps my phone.
The Constitution out the window, thrown,
Has a heart of stone.

(instrumental break)

Attorney General has a heart of stone.
That evil Ashcroft won't leave me alone.
His PATRIOT Act will let him tap my phone.
Rips up the Bill of Rights, a heart of stone.

(instrumental ending)


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