Here Comes The Dyke
Inspired by the Bush Administration's proposal to amend the U.S. Constitution to ban same-sex marriages
(Sung to the tune of the wedding march, "Here Comes The Bride")
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(instrumental intro)

Here comes the dyke, all dressed in white
A journey that seems like a million miles
Lovely to see, marching to thee
Sweet love united for eternity

Defining moment, love that's gay
Saying 'I do's', untraditional way
Rush to the altar under a rainbow flag
Love now triumphant, fully recognized
Making history, singing 'Marry Us!'
Flowers of beauties, matching orange ties

Here comes the dyke, all dressed in white
Exchanging vows as partners forlife
Lovely to see, marching to thee
Sweet love united foreternity...

(repeat last two verses, then fade)

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