Heston's Got A Gun
(Sung to the tune of "Janie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith)
Guest song parody by Skisics Surus, skisics@yahoo.com
Dum, dum, dum, Heston what have you done?
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound of a gun
Dum, dum, dum, Heston what have you done
Dum, dum, dum, it's the sound, it's the sound
Nah, nah, nah, Nah, nah, nah,
Nah, nah, nah.....

Heston's got a gun,
Heston's got a gun
His whole world's come undone,
From fighting against everyone
What did his lobby do?
What did he put you through?
He says when gun fools are arrested,
That Bill Clinton is to blame,
But how can that be correct,
Now that Heston's got a gun
He ain't never gonna be the same

Heston's got a gun.
Heston's got a gun
Waving his rifle around,
Now everybody had better run
Tell me now it's untrue,
What did his lobby do?
He wants to arm everybody
The man has got to be insane
They say the spell that he was under,
The money and the hunger
For those bullets, had to play his game

Run away, Run away from the pain,
Yeah, yeah, Yeah, yeah

Run away, Run away from his game,
Yeah, yeah, Yeah Yeah
yeah Yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away...

Heston's got a gun,
Heston's got a gun
Waving his rifle around,
Now everybody's on the run
What did his lobby do?
It's Heston's last I.O.U
We have to take him down easy
And take the bullets from his gun
When he speaks, nobody believes him,
The man is such a sleaze
He aint never gonna be the same

Run away, run away from his game,
Yeah yeah, yeah,yeah, yeah
Run away, run away,from his game
yeah, yeah, yeah
yeah yeah, yeah
Run away, run away, run, run away...

Heston's got a gun,
Heston's got a gun
Heston's got a gun,
everybody had better run.


Copyright © 2000 by Skisics Surus
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