I'm Getting Out Of Stocks
(Sung to the tune of "Shangri-La" by the Electric Light Orchestra)
Guest song parody by Patrick Henry D'Sant
(instrumental intro)

Sitting here, waiting for,
Latest statement at my door,
So bad,
I'm getting out of stocks.

What's the use of changing things,
Every stock is in the drink,
You know,
I'm getting out of stocks.

My 401 has bled away,
Faded till there's nothing left to lose
It seems to drift down, loss remains
It's gone and my retirement will be blue

Months roll by, still drifting down,
Hardship falls on everyone,
So bad,
I'm getting out of stocks.

My 401 has bled away,
Faded till there's nothing left to lose
It seems to drift down, loss remains
It's gone and my retirement will be blue

My 401 has bled away,
Faded till there's nothing left to lose
It seems to drift down, loss remains
It's gone and my retirement will be blue

I'm getting out of stocks
What is my latest loss?
Where is my next egg gone?
I'm getting out of stocks



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