(instrumental intro) It don't matter to me, If you really feel that I... lied 'bout WMD. Time to go out searching for those arms. Hoping we'll find... Damn! They're hard to find. It don't matter to me, If you wish for someone who's better than me. 'Cause those oil wells were all I want, For me to find. Oil... that's on my mind.

Lots of people talk and they should shut up,
'Cause they want to stop what I've begun.
How many wars before, it really doesn't matter,
Just as long as we have won.
Everybody's moving on, and trying to find those weapons missing;
What's been passed.

It don't matter to me.
If all searching says there's... just no WMD.
'Cause I'll always have a handy lie... waiting for you...
A toady press... waiting for you...
Crime... is on my side.

Yes, it don't matter to me...
It don't matter to me...
It don't matter to me...
It don't matter to me...
It don't matter to me...
It don't matter to me...

'Cause I'll always have
A handy lie... waiting for you...
A toady press... waiting for you...
Crime... is on my side.

Yes, it don't matter to me!

Copyright © 2003 by Alvin Dover
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