Ballad
of Jeb Bush
POTUS that is... White House... interns.
Well, the first thing you know, old Jeb is stealing votes
Kin folk said, Jeb, Poppy's gonna croak
Said, Jeb, you'd best deliver Florida to your bro,
Or Barb will be so mad there's no place that you can
go.
Kickin your ass... making you beg for mercy.
(bluegrass instrumental)
Well, now it's time to say goodbye to Jeb and all his
kin
They would like to thank you folks for kindly givin'
in
You're all invited back again to this locality
To have a heapin' helpin' of their hospitality
CIA that is, vote for us or don't vote.
Y'all come back now, hear?
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