Jenna's Got Some Rum
Sung to the tune of "Janie's Got A Gun" by Aerosmith)
Guest song parody by R. Wacko


Dumb, dumb, dumb, honey what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, it's the taste of this rum
Dumb, dumb, dumb, honey what have you done?
Dumb, dumb, dumb, spinnin' round, hit the ground
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah
Nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, naaaaaaaaah….

Jenna's got some rum
Jenna's got some rum
Whole world's come undone
From havin' too much fun.
What did your daddy do?
How did he punish you?

They say when Jenna was arrested
They found her under a table
But man she had it comin'
Now that Jenna's Got Some Rum
She ain't ever gonna be stable

Jenna's got some rum
Jenna's got some rum
Beer haze just begun
The Freepers are on the run
Tell me now is it true
Dad pulled strings for you?

They said they set-up little Jenna
The Freepers brains are not quite right
They said that Chuy's night manager
Was a communist crack whore
Then posted her kid's picture on their site

Chug it down, chug it down, chug it down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chug it down, chug it down, chug, chug it down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chug it down, Chug it down, chug, chug it down

(instrumental break)

Jenna's got some rum
Jenna's got some rum
Beer haze just begun
The Freepers are on the run
What did the police see?
It's Jenna's own fake ID.

She had to start a cryin'
And say she couldn't go party.
She said, with a bottle in her hand,
"Nobody understands
How hard it is to have my daddy."

Chug it down, chug it down, chug it down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chug it down, chug it down, chug, chug it down
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
Chug it down, Chug it down, chug, chug it down

Jenna's got some rum
Jenna's got some rum
Jenna's got gome rum
The Freepers are on the run

Jenna's got some rum
Her beer haze just begun
The Freepers are on the run (Honey, honey what's your problem?)
'Cause Jenna's got some rum (Tell me it ain't right)
Jenna's got some rum (Was it your daddy's bottle-liftin' that)
Her beer haze just begun (Made you get drunk each night?)
Jenna's got some rum
Her beer haze just begun
The Freepers are on the run
Jenna's got some rum



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