Little Jenna
(Sung to the tune "Little Jeannie" by Elton John)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by First Lady Laura Bush to daughter Jenna)

(instrumental intro)

Oh! little Jenna... you get in too much trouble... little Jenna.
And you got it where it strikes, yes, you got it from your dad...
Oh! little Jenna...why have another citation, little Jenna?
And I heard this all before, Jenna, you screwed up once more...

And I don't want you to drink, like your dad!
I want you to be my little girl.
Oh! there were others who would treat you cruel.
And oh! little Jenna, quit drinking schnapps at dawn.

Oh! little Jenna... you got so much time, little Jenna.
Though you've grown beyond your years.
You're still two years from legally drinking beer.

Oh! little Jenna... you got so much time, little Jenna.
But you're burning it up so fast.
Yearning for a another bottle of scotch.

And I don't want you to booze like your dad!
I want you to be my little girl.
Oh! there were others who would treat you cruel.
But oh! oh! Jenna, those bartenders you can't fool.

(instrumental break)

And I don't want you to smirk like your dad!
I want you to be my little girl
Oh! there were others, and I've known quite a few.
But oh! oh! Jenna, I'm starting to get tired of you...

You have... messed up your life, like a bad dream.
Making the headlines now must seem
Something you don't want to do...

You have... messed up your life, like a bad dream.
Making the headlines now must seem
Something you don't want to do...


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