Tell Laura We Loathe Her
(Sung to the tune of "Tell Laura I Love Her" by Ray Peterson)

(Instrumental intro)

Laura is blasting her callers
Criticizing about everything
Sounds unpleasant, and most of all, she's just so right wing

Saw dollar signs in the ratings race
Millions of dollars to her head
If you call up Laura on the phone
Don't even bother with what she said

Tell Laura we loathe her
Just tell her to eat it
Tell Laura it's now too late
This right wing fool's a fount of hate

She went too far when she put gays down
When they struck back, she cried, "No fair!"
Because she whored as the right wing ace
Sponsors left her as a boycott took place

We all can see it happen one day
Her TV show going down in flames
And when she's cancelled, her career a wreck
Her lies continue, she will hear us say:

Tell Laura we loathe her
Tell Laura to eat it
Tell Laura not to try
To give advice - she'll always lie

We all can see it happen one day
Her TV show going down flames
And when she's cancelled, her career a wreck
Her lies continue, she will hear us say:

Tell Laura we loathe her
Tell Laura to eat it
Tell Laura not to try
To give advice - she'll always lie

Tell Laura we loathe her
Tell Laura to eat it
Tell Laura not to try
To give advice - she'll always lie



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