Lookin'
for Bombs
(instrumental intro)
I sent the troops in, lookin' for you
Told 'em lies about those weapons, that were not true.
Playing a fools game, hopin' to win
Tellin' those sweet lies, they bought them again.
I was lookin' for bombs in all the wrong places
Huntin' Saddam in all of their faces.
Searchin' their homes, lookin' for traces
of nukes, chems and bios, too.
Hopin' to find a justification
I'll bless the day that we find 'em
WMDs....lookin' for you.
You're a distraction, Mr. Hussein.
So the public won't believe I have no brain.
Show them we caught you, now they have forgotten
That the real enemy is Osama bin Ladin.
I've been lookin' for him in all the wrong places.
Invaded Iraq to stay in their graces.
Hopin' that in 2004, the voters give me four more.
Now that we caught Saddam, he's a baddie
I have defended my daddy
By catchin' you, Mr. Hussein.
(instrumental break)
We came a knockin' on your hole's door,
We pulled you out of the dirt for sure!
No more worryin' if I can win in November,
Voters are dumb, I doubt they'll remember
Why we went in, I don't even know.
But Florida's mine, Jeb told me so.
Now me and Dick, and Ashcroft and Rummy,
Will stay, don't think I'm a dummy
Startin' wars...lookin' for bombs.
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