Gasoline prices rising, due to greed
Choose: drive to work or try to eat
Two dollars per gallon, will it break
Gougers profiting from our mistake
(instrumental break)
Dubya's friends grin like a killer shark
It's like they now own a piece of your car
Big Oil dictates the way Bush behaves
Hope you're not running on an empty gauge
Oh, no! Not again!
They screwed you good
You don't understand
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Prices set by the Consortium
Losing all equilibrium
It's so hard in the middle of the week
Maybe two gallons just all you need
Oh, no! Not again!
They screwed you good
You don't understand
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulate 'em, Cheney!
Prices still soar, even though costs are down
Bush looks the other way, don't care now
Maybe get lucky, maybe get freed
Maybe a bus is just all you need
Oh, no! Not again!
They screwed you good
You don't understand
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Manipulation!
Jack it up!
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