Mitch
McConnell Had the Floor
Mitch McConnell had the floor,
But the Dems stood firm.
So on the floor, he had a fit.
'Cause the Dems stood firm.
With a big whine here,
And a big whine there,
Here a whine, there a whine,
Everywhere a big whine.
Mitch McConnell had the floor,
But the Dems stood firm.
Rick Santorum had the floor,
But the Dems stood firm.
And on the floor, he had a cow
'Cause the Dems stood firm.
With a waah waah here,
And a waah waah there,
Here a waah, there a waah,
Everywhere a waah waah.
Rick Santorum had the floor.
But the Dems stood firm.
Orrin Hatch then had the floor.
But the Dems stood firm
And on the floor, he had a gripe
'Cause the Dems stood firm
With a snivel here, and a snivel there.
Here a snivel, there a snivel,
Everywhere a loud snivel.
Orrin Hatch then had the floor,
But the Dems stood firm.
Dubya Bush then had the floor,
Democrats said no.
Heard on the floor: his hissy fit.
Democrats said no.
Bush is pissed off here,
And he's pissed off there.
He is pissed, 'cause he missed,
Couldn't do his arm twist.
Dubya Bush then had the floor,
Democrats said no.
"Anyone who tries to brand me as
unpatriotic, aiding terrorists, or a traitor, for questioning the dictatorial
practices, un-American violations of our constitutional rights, or legitimacy
of an unelected president and his unelected vice-president is himself unpatriotic,
aiding terrorists, and a traitor, and belongs in jail, not in power." -Sue
B.
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