Monster
Bush
| I was watching the TV late one night,
When my eyes beheld an eerie sight: For a monster on the tube began to rise, And suddenly, to my surprise... (It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
From a laboratory in New Haven east
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(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the kids in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
The Congress was having fun!
The Party had just begun!
The guests included
Irving Kristol and his son!
The scene was Annie Coulter's braying sounds,
Tom DeLay backed by his backbenching hounds.
The prosecutors were soon to arrive,
With their vocal group, the Linda Tripp Five.
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In an election push!
(It was a Bush) He'll kick the old in the tush!
(It was a Bush) It was George W. Bush!
Out from his coffin came John McCain!
Seems there was a reason for him to complain!
He opened the lid and said with a roar,
"Unfortunately, George W. Bush is a Pat Robertson
Republican
who will lose to Al Gore."
(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush) In his election push!
(He switched to Bush) He'll kick the gays in the
tush!
(He switched to Bush) Now he's with George W. Bush!
Now everything's cool, John's a part of the band,
And George W. Bush can pollute the land!
For you, the liberals, this threat is meant, too!
When you get to my door, tell them Newtie sent you!
(You'll bow to Bush) You'll bow to George W. Bush!
(George W. Bush!) In our election push!
(You'll bow to Bush) He'll kick you all in the
tush!
(You'll bow to Bush) Ah, but Gore will beat Bush!
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