Navy Subsidy
Vice President Dick Cheney asked the U.S. Navy to pay for his electric bill
(Sung to the tune of "Yellow Submarine" by The Beatles)

(As sung by Dick Cheney to Congress, who authorizes funding:)

(instrumental intro)

In my house, it got too warm.
My electric bill is crazy.
I was told this by my wife.
That you'd hand us a subsidy.

If we fail to get this done.
It will cost me a $ea of green.
'Cause the tax payers are slaves.
Need a Navy subsidy.

So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.
So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.

Well, my friends, I can't afford
My electric bill any more.
Would be grand, if I don't pay...
(instrumental riff)

So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.
So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.

(spoken during instrumental break:)
(Full speed ahead, Mr. DeLay, full speed ahead
Full speed ahead it is, Cheney
Are you able?  Are you able?
Aye, Sir, Aye.
Make it happen!)

They're accusing me of sleaze.
That I'm doing this out of greed.
I won't lose a $ea of green,
With a Navy subsidy.

So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.
So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.

So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy.
So, please give me a Navy subsidy.
Navy subsidy, Navy subsidy...

(repeat chorus and fade)


Other parodies of Yellow Submarine:  Navy Submarine | To Hell With Vote Machines
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