Ode
to Jack Ryan
He's a very kinky boy.
You'd tell him, "Stay 'way from my mother!"
He must really suck that Viagra down.
And then he hits the streets (Run, girls!)
He liked to take his wife to sex clubs;
The one in Paris, his all-time favorite.
Whenever someone makes a move, it's the right time.
He's really such a sleaze,
That boy is pretty wild now
(The boy's a super freak)
The kind of boy I just read about
(In Newsweek magazine)
That boy is pretty kinky
(The boy's a super freak)
I might truss him up like a turkey and baste him
If we should ever meet.
He's not right! He's not right!
That boy's a real fright to me, yah
He‘s a super-freak, super freak
He's super-freaky, yow...
Super freak, super freak
For the way he treated his wife,
He's the kind of boy you want to string.
Yeah, string up from his toenails,
Down from his feet, yeah
And he waits behind the scenes with all his girlfriends
In a limousine
Heading over to Washington
He has big political aspirations
"Pennsylvania Avenue, I'll be waiting"
But the papers got wind of the clubs, cages and scandals
Thank God he's out of the scene!
That boy is pretty wild now
(The boy's a super freak)
The kind of boy I just read about
(In Newsweek magazine)
That boy is pretty kinky
(The boy's a super freak)
I might truss him up like a turkey and baste him
If we should ever meet.
He's not right! He's not right!
That boy's a real fright to me, yah
He‘s a super-freak, super freak
He's super-freaky, yow...
His Temptation to swing!
Ooooooooh
Super freak, super freak
That boy's a super freak
Ooooooooh
He's a very kinky boy
The kind to whom you say, "Stay away from my mother!"
He must really suck that Viagra down
And that he hits the streets -- Run, girls!
Just go, Jackie!
(instrumental ending)
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