Oilfinger
(Sung to the tune of "Goldfinger" by Shirley Bassey, from the James Bond film)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

Oilfinger!
Shrub's the man, the man with the leaky brain!
A sneaky pain!
Such a spoiled swinger!
Beckons you to enter his off-White House!
But he's a louse!

Golden words he will pour in your ear!
But his lies can't disguise what you fear!
On your bank account he's put such a blister!

It's the kiss of death from Mister Oilfinger!
Pretty girl, beware of his face's boil!
This heart is spoiled! He loves only oil!
Only oil! He loves oil!



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