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Bob Dole Bled
Dole transformed himself in recent years
From Viagra spokesman
To a hatchet man
He now spends his life pleasing up his man
An important part of his transformation
Bob Dole is starting a game of wound
Kerry never bled that he know of
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Man makes your hair gray, he's your life's mistake
All he really needs is stay home with Elizabeth
He will lie for Dubya
You know you hate his game
Claimed John Kerry doesn't deserve the Purple Hearts
Bob Dole is starting a game of wound
Kerry never bled that he know of
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
(instrumental break)
How'd you earn a Purple Heart?
Have to lose your life
Or wounded in combat
The severity of injury isn't really at issue
Please come and watch me bleed
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled
Only Bob Dole bled...
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