Only Happy When I Maim

Only Happy When I Maim
(Sung to the tune of "Only Happy When It Rains" by Garbage)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com

(As sung By pResident Bush)

(instrumental intro)

I'm only happy when I maim.
I'm only happy when Saddam's "vacated."
And though I know you don't appreciate it,
I'm only happy when I maim.

You know I love it when I bomb Baghdad.
'Cause it feels so good to feel so mad.
I'm only happy when I maim.

Pour my cruelty down.
Pour my cruelty down on you.

Pour my cruelty down.
Pour my cruelty down on you
.
I'm only happy when I maim.
I feel good 'cause I'm powerful and strong
Even if everything I do goes horribly wrong
I'm only happy when I maim.

(instrumental break)

I only smile after a nap.
My only comfort is whenever I snap.
Do as I say, or you'll feel Dubya's wrath.
I'm only happy when I maim.

You'll get the message by the time I'm through
For now, don't complain about W.
I'm only happy when I maim

Pour my cruelty down
Pour my cruelty down on you

Pour my cruelty down
You can keep your company
And wallow in misery

I'm only happy when I maim.
Gave hoodlums power for no good reason.
Poppy's friends are never out of season.
I'm only happy when I maim

Pour my cruelty down on you.
(I'm only happy when I maim)

Pour my cruelty down on you.
I'm only happy when I maim...

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