Ordinary Average Guy
(Bush says he's just one of us)
(Sung to the tune of "Ordinary Average Guy" by Joe Walsh)
Guest song parody by Daedalus

(As sung by King Dubya)

(instrumental intro)

I'm just an ordinary average guy.
My friends are all oil men,
And so am I.
We're just ordinary average guys.

We all lead ordinary average lives,
With spoiled rotten kids,
And big spending wives.
We all go golfing at exclusive greens.
Drink micro beer.
Buy a new ranch.
We're just ordinary average guys.
Ordinary average guys.

And every Sunday, our help works in the yard.
Picks up the dog doo.
Hope that it's hard (woof-woof)
Takes out our garbage and cleans out our garage.
My friend's got a Lexus
I've got a Dodge (Viper that is, 10 in fact)
We're just ordinary average guys.
Ordinary average guys.

Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average average guys.

Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average, average, average guys.

Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average guy.
Ordinary average...
Ordinary average guy.

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