(Crowd:)
Osama!  Where is Osama bin Laden?
Osama!  Find Osama and his friends!
Duh-Ba-You, did you read?
Rumsfeld said we won't get
Osama bin Laden - he escaped.

(Dick Cheney to the crowd:)
I told Rumsfeld to be quiet.
No more statements from another puppet.
He's much too loud.
Shut his freakin' mouth.
Told George W. I'm fit for duty.
My heart is still ticking, so don't worry.
He'll take his nap.
I'll handle this crap.

(Crowd:)
Osama!  Where is Osama bin Laden?
Osama!  Find Osama and his friends!
Duh-Ba-You, did you read?
Rumsfeld said we won't get
Osama bin Laden - he escaped.

(pResident Bush:)
Why waste my breath moaning at the crowd?
Nothing I can do to stop the bombing.
If ev'ry rockets and cruise missiles would just continue.
The Talibans and Osama himself would start to run.

(Crowd:)
Osama!  Where is Osama bin Laden?
Osama!  Find Osama and his friends!
Duh-Ba-You, did you hear?
Rumsfeld said we won't get
Osama bin Laden - he escaped.

Copyright © 2001 by Alvin Dover
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