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Arnold Schwarzenegger and Frank Murkowski
MJ 'Mike' Foster and George Pataki
Some are big hawks, some are more like doves
These are a few of our favorite Gov's
Mike Johanns, Jeb Bush and good 'ol Rick Perry
Craig Benson, Mike Leavitt and dear Mitt Romney
Some are well-liked, some are even loved
These are a few of our favorite Gov's
The halls are alive with the sound of schmoozing
With lines that we hear every year after year
The biggest problem just happens to be
No more money to spend on me!
When the tax bites, when the fee stings
When we're feeling sad
We simply remember our favorite Gov's
And then we know we've... been had!
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