Payoffs Up The Ying Yang
(Sung to the tune of "Proud Mary" by Creedence Clearwater Revival)
Guest song parody by Larry Solomon

(As sung by pResident Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

Got lots of friends in the Beltway.
Daddy’s got a few in the CIA.
And I never lost a dime on Enron,
'Cause I got a friend in Kenny Lay.

Dub-ya keeps on cookin'
Books while nobody’s lookin'.
Payoffs... payoffs... payoffs up the Ying Yang.

Cooked a lot of books in Texas.
Pumped a lot of hands down at Bob Jones U.
Got a bastard kid that no one's ever seen;
Last I heard, she was hidden from your view.

Dub-ya keeps on cookin'
Books while nobody’s lookin'.
Payoffs... payoffs... payoffs up the Ying Yang.

(instrumental break)

If you come down to the workers,
Bet you're gonna find some people to fear.
You don't have to worry, 'cause they have no money.
People like workers have nothing this year.

Dubya keeps on cookin'
Books while no body’s lookin'.
Payoffs... payoffs... payoffs up the Ying Yang.

Payoffs... payoffs... payoffs up the Ying Yang...

(instrumental fade)


Here's an earlier version of this parody: Be Wary
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