Ever since I was a young boy, I've seen politicians call. From Long Island down to Brooklyn, I must have seen them all. But I ain't seen nothing like him In any amusement hall. That deaf, dumb and blind Bush Sure plays a mean hardball! Called "paragon of virtue" By the Nazi press machine. While feeding all the bigots, Shrub's always playing mean. Tax cuts now in fruition, Caused economy to fall. That deaf, dumb and blind Bush. Sure plays a mean hardball! Shrub's a pinhead lizard. He has to be a twit. A pinhead wizard, He's such a pinhead twit. How do you think he does it? I don't know. What makes him so good?

Oil war is his distraction;
Screw the poor, jobless, and sick.
And the stock market's been crashin'.
Bush is a right wing prick.
Rove tells him what to say;
Shrub doesn't think at all.
That deaf, dumb and blind Bush,
Sure plays a mean hardball!

Bush thought he was
A true patrician king...
This tyrant's now demanding
We now bow down to him.

Bush's arrogance is distinct;
Thinks he knows what best.
Has no scruples, just wants to win;
Screams and beats his chest.
He and his corrupt Supreme Court backers;
All belong in jail.
That deaf, dumb and blind Bush,
Sure plays a mean hardball!

Copyright © 2002 by Dennis Baer & Bill Tong
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