Please
Vote For Me, California
(instrumental intro)
It will be easy, don't think it strange
When I never explain what I'll do
'Cause I still need more press, after all I have done
You don't believe me
All you see is a Terminator
Although that was only an act
I know I can still persuade you
I had to make it happen, to join the race
Couldn't let my career fade away
Living out of the spotlight, only in the tabloids
So I chose Leno
Running around saying nothing that's new
Catch phrases impressing you all
I always expected them to
(Chorus:)
Please vote for me, California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
Without resistance
And as for budgets, and fiscal things
I managed Planet Hollywood
Plus it seems to the world I'm a strong, tough leader
It's all illusion
They're just films not solutions they appear to be
The answer's much simpler you see
I need you and know you love me
Please vote for me, California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
Please vote for me, California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
(instrumental break)
Without resistance
(instrumental break)
Have I said too much?
There's nothing more I can think of to say to you
But all you have to do is watch "Conan" to know
That every word is true
Please vote for me, California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me
Please vote for me, California
The truth is I have to lead you
All through these wild days
I will talk nonsense
Till you elect me...
(instrumental break)
Without resistance...
(instrumental ending)
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