Pretzel
Comic
(instrumental intro)
I'd love watching football,
With a bag of pretzels upon my lap.
Yes, I'd love watching football,
With a bag of pretzels upon my lap.
I prefer not to wait for commercial breaks,
Gently into the bag, one pretzel I grabbed.
Next thing I remember, the dogs began to stare.
Oh why?!...
Where am I?
I have never tried Dewar's.
This is the first time.
I have never tried Dewar's..
I heard it stimulates the mind
Oh, it tastes so fine, unlike Bacardi Rum.
With pretzels, it's even better - stills through time.
Next thing I remember, my face into the safe haven of
the floor.
Oh my!...
(instrumental break)
Laura was so nervous:
"What happened George Dub-Buh-You?"
She yelled, 'You must be joking, hon.
Where did you get those bruise?
Where did you get those bruise?"
Well, I'm watching TV, chewing a pretzel.
Next thing I remember I was in hell.
Sirens are going off, pretzels could be dangerous
Oh, yeah!...
For Dubya!...
Copyright © 2002 by Alvin
Dover
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