The
Ballad of Rush and Laura
Waiting on the phone to dispute them
Trying to point out all of their trash
Their screen caller said
You create too much flack
You know they didn't even give you a chance
Chorus:
'Cause you know it's so easy
Lyin's not hard, you can see
The way things are going
They're going to fleece all their sheep
Laura's screaming about moral morass
Preaching to the right-wing insane
Her advise for the day
You can make it O.K.
You should get married, have kids and don't complain
(repeat chorus)
Rush keeps harping on the foibles of Clinton
Talking about his sex for a week
His callers see red
Rush beats the subject dead
It seems he only wants to get himself a piece
(repeat chorus)
Hoping for more money from tax cuts today
Leaving the poor scums to charity
Last night Rush just said
If sheep think, I'm dead
He don't take nothing from them but their soul, think
Laura has a TV agenda
Hoping to display her morality nag
The newspapers said
It's gone to her head
Her show's just like Springers, but drags
(repeat chorus)
They both had early cancellations
Only radio supports the sad sacks
They then say they impressed
Said they're shows were a successs
But it's good to have the radio back
(repeat chorus)
The way things are going
They're going to fleece all their sheep
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