Shrub Runs The Elevator
(Sung to the tune of "Love In An Elevator" by Aerosmith)
Guest song parody by skisics surus, skisics@yahoo.com

(instrumental intro)

Workin' like a dog fo' de boss man
Workin' for de company
We're bettin' on the dice Bush tossin'
He lives only in fantasy
But where are we gonna look?
They tell me that Bush is blind
We want good economic outlook
No unemployment lines

Chorus:
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it hits the ground

With Shrub runnin' the elevator
Economy hit the floor
He said, "Things be good later
When my tax cuts give rich little more!"
He kinda hope we get stuck
Nobody gets out alive
He said "I'll show ya how to live on the
Rich man's money, and show you slavery is alive."

Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it hits the ground

In the air, in the air,
Money for the rich, now it ain't fair

Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down
Shrub runs the elevator

Goin' down

Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it hits the ground

Gonna be a penthouse puppet
Gonna please the millionaires
He gonna be a real fast talker
And have the royal airs
Gotta get his timin' right
It's a test that he gotta pass
He'll force you all to pay for give away money
Then you can kiss his ass

Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it hits the ground

Do you care? Do you care?
Honey one more time now it ain't fair
Shrub runs the elevator
Should go up but it's goin' down


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