Sometimes Sh*t Can Just Happen
(Sung to the tune of "Tears In Heaven" by Eric Clapton)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


(As sung by Dubya Bush)

(instrumental intro)

Soon I'll drop the bomb.
You'll know what's gonna happen.
World thinks I'm insane.
But Saddam, you're the madman.
I must be strong.
Goodbye, so long.
Saddam, you know...
Sometimes sh*t can just happen!

Time to make a stand.
Your oil to me is golden.
It's my war time plan.
To Big Oil, I'm beholden.
Die right away...
You're gonna pay.
Saddam, you know:
Sometimes... sh*t can just happen!

(instrumental break)

Time to bring you down, time to make you see
Now the war will start, bring you to your knees!

(instrumental break)

I need a war - not peace, for sure
But Saddam, you know - sometimes, sh*t can just happen!

Soon I'll drop the bomb.
You'll know what's gonna happen.
World thinks I'm insane.
But Saddam, you're the madman.
I must be strong.
Goodbye, so long.
Saddam, you know:
Sometimes sh*t can just happen!


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