Simply Indefensible
(Sung to the tune of "Simply Irresistible" by Robert Palmer)
Guest song parody by Michael Pacholek

(instrumental intro)

How can it be permissible?
He's got horrific principles!
Tax cut success is mythical!
Republican so typical!
Why this bum you'd endorse, he's the ass of a horse!
You're obliged to conform, that's a terrible course!
He used to look bad to me, but now I find him...
Simply indefensible!
Simply indefensible!

He thinks that he is powerful!
He talks, I need a showerful!
His polls became reversible!
And Georgie is so cursible!
He ain't no Santa Claus, he's got no shock or awe
We must stop his great cause, and do not stop or pause!
He used to look bad to me, but now I find him...
Simply indefensible!
Simply indefensible!

Simply indefensible!
He's so blind, to his rich friends all the money went!
Simply indefensible!
So unkind, there's no doubt that he must go!
He's inexcusable!
We're backed against the wall!
He gives me feelings like bad pizza felt before!
He's breaking promises, he's breaking every law!
He used to look bad to me, but now I find him...
Simply indefensible!
Simply indefensible!

His policy's refutable
By John Kerry and James Carville!
He's so completely hissable!
And that ain't "subliminable"!
He used to look bad to me, but now I find him...
Simply indefensible!
Simply indefensible!

Simply indefensible!
He's so blind, to his rich friends all the money went!
Simply indefensible!
So unkind, there's no doubt that he must go!



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