Slight Slap
(Sung to the tune of "Landslide" by Stevie Nicks)
Guest song parody by Alvin Dover, alvindover@hotmail.com


As sung by the Dixie Chicks, who recently criticized Bush's push for war on Iraq:

(instrumental intro)

Unhook my mouth, I loosen down.
Made a statement about the Texas clown.
And I saw my expression cause comedy in the streets.
A slight slap brought it down.

Oh, pResident in disguise.
Where's your love?
Can an Iraqi child survive a blast?
Can he run towards the waiting arms of mom?
Can he handle the seasons of your war?
(Seasons of your war.)

Well, I'm not afraid, I'll say it:
A verbal jab at George Dubya.
'Cause war leads us nowhere.
Soldier's battle is far from over.
Days are getting darker, too.

(instrumental break)

Well, I'm not afraid, I'll say it:
A verbal jab at George Dubya.
'Cause war leads us nowhere.
Soldier's battle is far from over.
Days are getting darker, too.
(Days are getting darker, too.)

Unhook my mouth, I loosen down.
Made a statement about the Texas clown.
And I saw my expression cause comedy in the streets.
A slight slap brought it down.

And I saw my expression cause comedy in the streets.
A slight slap brought it down...
A slight slap brought it down...


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