Smirking
Chimp
(instrumental intro)
This is the day
Of the expanding hand,
That takes what it wants,
Shafting the common man.
It seems like only yesterday
They called me an ass,
A moron,
A Dim Son.
That's all in the past.
You call me a fool.
You say it's a greedy scheme.
This one's for real
Though you wish it were a dream.
So useless to ask me why
I bend the laws and still get by -
I'll make it each time.
I'm ready to cross that fine line.
I'll learn to work the microphone
I'll say just what I feel
Bring out Ari if it's wrong
To spin it like a wheel.
They got a name for the fighters in the world.
They got a name for a wimp.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Call me Smirking Chimp.
Your back to the wall
A victim without dissent.
This is for me
The essence of government,
Sharing the things I know and love
With those of my kind:
Exemptions,
Donations,
That stagger the mind.
I talk like a warrior,
Made for suburban homes;
Make love to the camera -
T.V. for right-wing drones.
I'll war when the polls go down,
Play the toughest cat in town.
This world is my own,
I'll make it my home sweet home.
I'll learn to work the microphone
I'll say just what I feel
Bring out Ari if it's wrong
To spin it like a wheel.
They got a name for the fighters in the world.
They got a name for a whimp.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Call me Smirking Chimp.
This is the night
Of the commanding man
I take one last swig
As I approach the stand
I drank when I wrote this song
Sue me if it comes out wrong
This Chimpster is free
I'll be what I want to be
I'll learn to work the microphone
I'll say just what I feel
Bring out Ari if it's wrong
To spin it like a wheel.
They got a name for the fighters in the world.
They got a name for a whimp.
They call Alabama the Crimson Tide.
Call me Smirking Chimp.
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